Any Thoughts

[maggiebee]

I'm the life of the party.....even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps...with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...
I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental care
I'm not really grouchy. I just don't like traffic, waiting in long lines, crowds, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't remember just now.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like............
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?
I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?
I'm a walking storeroom of facts.... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.


Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life! Hope you are!

[petal54]

you sound one amazing person,can you bottle yourself & let me have some

[Smowball]

Lol. Thats really made me smile maggie. You can be my surrogate mum anyday. : )

[chaptazbru]

All good, but love the party one !!

[nannybooby]

oh .v good especially the bit about the party. Dont you remember when you were the best looking, best dressed most intelligent person at the party ........thats right you were totally ratted and it was time to go home.

[Old_Geezer]

It all sounds so familiar.

[Old_Geezer]

i just can't recall from where.

[chi-chi66]

10pm......years ago was my going out time......now it's my going to bed time.

[shooty]

It made me smile too. And stop to think. : )