Thought for the day

[Hopkirk]

Have you got a spare battery for your smoke detector?

They always fail at night.

[jno]

PS Tyrrells, should anyone care.

[emmie]

jno, where were they made?

[mccfluff]

i had patriotic british fancies.

i didn't feel patriotic eating them as i could only eat the blue and white ones as red icing is wrong.

i just felt a wee bit sick, maybe i shouldn;t of eaten 6 in one go

[sunny-dave]

"patriotic fancies" - sounds like AoG's underwear

< pass the brain bleach >

[mccfluff]

i just choked on a grape

[rowanwitch]

I am sure somewhere in cyberland there is a fetishist getting excited at the thought... ....

[emmie]

my first thought was it's sunny, the second oh s**t, it's raining again.

[robert551069]

When my smoke detector bleeps, I call the Brighton fire brigade(not 999, though) and they come around and change it. They supply smoke alarms free of charge to anyone who asks