Strange but True

[maggiebee]

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in you fool.


10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to pass this on to see who else falls for it.

[marval]

yes a good one, I will pass it on.

[Canary42]

Brill and witty

[Chinajan]

You can't spell 'you'

[wardlaw]

Excellent!

[starone]

I don't know who thought this up, but it is brilliant. I acted just as it was said.

[squarebear]

Very good.

[Jemisa]

You can't tickle a fly's @rse with a telegraph pole...

Jem - :)