Quizzes & Puzzles1 min ago
Proud Father...
A Londoner bought a round of drinks for all in the pub and said that his wife had just produced "a typical London baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the same pub. The barmaid recognised him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical London baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yep, thats me love
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The barmaid said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud father from London said,
"We just had him circumcised!"
Two weeks later he returned to the same pub. The barmaid recognised him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical London baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yep, thats me love
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The barmaid said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud father from London said,
"We just had him circumcised!"
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