Legs

[marval]

A man walks into his local bar, Just inside the door, there is a very fat girl dancing on a table,

He watches for a while and as he passes he says :"Fantastic legs",

The girl stops dancing , smiles and says "do you really think so?"

He says "Absolutely, any other table would have collapsed by now!!"

[tenrec]

LOL!

[starone]

Tee hee - another good one.

[maggiebee]

Stop looking at my legs marval

[Prudie]

*Chortlesplutters*

[Prudie]

pardon????????????

[marval]

sorry maggie, but I had a peek

[mrs_overall]

That made me splutter on my cuppa!