My wife's left me because......

[ELVIS68]

I couldn't help swapping chocolate bar wrappers around in the sweet cupboard.


I think she got her snickers in a twix

[daffy654]

Lol. :)

[wolf63]

Many women would leave you for going near their chocolate. Did you see a pussy cat Elvis? And no lion - I need the truth. ;-)

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

Nessie LNM

[baza]

did you touch the lion bars?

[sp1814]

ELVIS68

So good, I've posted it on my Facebook page (to a chorus of groans).

Well done that man.

[marval]

lol

[fbg40]

Excellent !!