Halloween Party...

[Jemisa]

Party.
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself.
Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, "If you're going as a sour-puss,
I'm going as a dictator."

[maggiebee]

Groan

[marval]

HaHa

[maggiebee]

On the wrong thread CraigWhite?

[Jemisa]

Craig, I've done the same thing this morning too... I'm afraid like me you're suffering from SMs (senior moments) get well soon.

jem.

[starone]

Good one jem. I had a really good laugh there.
To Craig, just an aside. I always say England, because I am English. If those living in Scotland can be Scots and Wales can be Welsh, then I can be English.
Sorry jem, just had to reply even though it was not about the joke.

[Jemisa]

Here - Here Starbi :)

jem