BLONDE MEN!!!

[CailinDeas]

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone

"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart"!

"Is this her first child"? asks the Doctor.

"No"! he shouts, "this is her husband"!





An Italian tourist asks a blonde man:

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies:

"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat"!

[plautus]

I bet the "sisterhood" will be wetting their drawers at this!

[cupid04]

How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down four skin divers!

[plautus]

I remember Noah telling me that joke whilst waiting for the flood to recede.