Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings to all members of the Mad Over Fifties Club as we all gather again for our weekly meeting.
Tonight Nungate Towers is pleased to offer you a wonderful Tailcock, The Nungate Noggin, a potent brew indeed! Our hot plate special tonight is my own recipe Steak Pie with all the usual trimmings (creamy mash, peas etc.) and on the pudding trolley a wonderful Lemon Meringue Pie and of course there will be the usual selection of volly vonts, and horses doovers.
For your delight and entertainment, the Minstrels will again be gracing the Gallery playing Madrigals and Toccattas, and as the meeting gets into full swing they will give their very own rendition of the Greatest Hits of the Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.............. Furthermore we have engaged the services of the Arctic Wrestling Federation who have promised us an exciting
few bouts of polar bear wrestling and walrus wanging! Such fun!
The Towers Offers for tonight's rofl:
a box of broken fairy lights
half a carton of buttered brazil nuts
a dozen mince pies (use by 10th December)
Queenie's old laptop (dead as the proverbial!)
Who knows what further delights are to be had this fine evening......Queenofmean has agreed to be the main hostess this evening as I have a few domestic chores to attend to but have no fear I shall be making an appearance as soon as I have organised the staff!
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter ....................

[nungate]

Time for the rofl.

Everyone have their ticket? Then I shall begin.


Tonight's winning number is: Pink



and the winning colours: 47
32
8
1
24


All prizes can be collected from Belle in the vestibule upon production of a winning ticket...........................ooh I say! queenie has won the key to the Tardis she will be so pleased................

[DaisyNonna]

Enjoy the footballTony. Night night from me.

[tonyav]

DOH, i've won my peashooter back.

[tonyav]

Will do Daisy, nighty night.

[excelsior-1]

so long tony

yay! i've won that bottle of sherry

[excelsior-1]

goodnight daisy too

[nungate]

Goodnight Daisy, sorry we've not had much of a chance to chat though it seemed you wee having a good time!

[Mammar]

Am I the last to stagger home as usual?
I don't know if I won anything in the roffle but I'd be happy with a bag full of volley vongs and the last of the lemon meringue. Johnny Depp has just texted me to say he'll be round as soon as he's finished in the Caribbean and my fridge is empty.

[nungate]

Pray do not stagger Mammar, the carriages are ordered for midnight but if you need one sooner it can be arranged.............

[Mammar]

I don't want to put you to any trouble my dear Nungate so I'll just settle near the fire and toast me toes till midnight.
One of these days, I really must darn these stockings.

[excelsior-1]

i'd be happy to assist you in that, mammar
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DARN THOSE STOCKINGS!

[nungate]

That's fine Mammar, it'll give the staff time to fix you up a kitty bag (we don't have doggy bags in this abode

[excelsior-1]

i am ready to take my leave
i do not need a carriage, as i have my tardis parked in the hallway
i would be happy to drop you off at your home, mammar

[nungate]

That's the beauty of a tardis Excel, you could take it back and join us last week! Such fun!

Good night then........take care

[Mammar]

Well, that's most kind Excel! I shall take you up on that if only to brag to the grandkids. They will be most envious.
Nungate, a wonderful evening as usual. I shall mention this venue to Johnny when he arrives and see if he'll come with me next week

[nungate]

We'd be delighted Mammar. Now, Excel don't go getting lost in time now, we don't want you turning up here last Easter as we wouldn't have been here but at Lady Alex's................I'm going to stop now, my brain hurts!

[excelsior-1]

ok.

good night lovely hostess, it has been a great evening, as usual

come, mammar

[nungate]

Goodnight, DT and Mammar, see you next week.

[nungate]

Igor, if all our guests have departed, we may commence the tidy up and Chubb can go lock up, and we may have to cancel the carriages......

If I am needed I shall be in my chambers

Good night