A Man Goes To A Psychiatrist ..

[excelsior-1]

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

[frugalfred]

A patchy joke!

[Svejk]

I'll have to marquee down for that one.
You should primus when you post
like this.

[Svejk]

Or we'll peg out.