Blonde Jokes:

[askyourgran]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her so she buys herself a gun and decides to go back to their apartment unexpectedly. When she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde is so upset and angry she takes out the gun and put it to her head. "No No, don't do that" yells her boyfriend. "Shut up" she replies "You're next".


Blonde number two is asleep in bed with her husband and the phone rings. She gets out of bed and answers the phone, and listens for a minute, then says "How should I know it's 200 miles from here". Her husband asks who it was. "I don't know it was some woman asking if the coast was clear".

[marval]

Like them both

[excelsior-1]

blonde number three answers a ringing phone, and after a few seconds says
"it certainly is" then hangs up

when asked who phoned, she replies "it was the operator, and he said that it is a long distance from australia"

[marval]

Good one Excel

[Caribeing]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland, they were driving on the Interstate when they saw the the sign "Disneyland Left" they started crying and went home!