History

marval | 16:09 Fri 25th Jan 2013 | Jokes

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Anne Boleyn had a brother called Tenpin.

Which country was once run by napkins?
The Serviette Union.

"What's done cannot be undone."
They obviously didn't have shoelaces in Shakespeare's day.

149 B.C.
Frosties breakfast cereal is invented by Alexander the Grrrrrrrreeat

The wife showed me a picture of a Gaudi designed building in Barcelona and said "what's it called?"
I couldn't name it, but it did look Familia.

My great granddad used to wonder the streets of London at midnight giving money to waitresses.
He was called jack the tipper.

I'm considering spending the weekend at a castle.
I've heard the knight life is really good there.

"It's Bully from Bullseye!" I exclaimed as I saw the small statuette.
"You aren't really an expert in Cretan archeology are you?" replied the museum director.

I once knew a cat called Lenin.
It got diarrhea so we renamed it Trotsky

They should stop teaching history in schools.
It's spoiled the end of loads of movies for me.