Trapped Wind

[2sp_]

Any ideas (other than a pin) on how to relieve trapped wind?

I honestly feel like you could tie a string to my leg and fly me like a balloon.

[mallyh]

lol yogi-bear

[2sp_]

lcg, Mr P had the biggest laugh at your suggestion that I fart more. Apparently I'm a non-stop farter!

Wind has now gone, hole in ozone has doubled and no one can light a match in a 50 mile radius of my house.

Thank you all for the good advice and giggles.