Wife's Birthday

[magicmick]

I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday
she said something with diamonds, and something that goes from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds, so I bought her a pack of cards and a set of bathroom scales

[excelsior-1]

that is hilarious ... may i pass that one on please?

[magicmick]

Be my guest exelsior, that's what it's all about :-)

[excelsior-1]

thank you ... they'll love it at work

[magicmick]

Sorry excelsior-1

[Smowball]

Lol,v funny

[wardlaw]

excellent! Going to wake Mrs W up and show it to her. How brave/stupid is that?!

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

[RATTER15]

My Wife asked for an animal skin coat.



I bought her a Donkey Jacket!

[marval]

Good one

I asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary and she said "take me somewhere I've never been" - so I showed her into the kitchen!

[starone]

Tee-hee, at joke and answers.

[smartowl]

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said a widow's pension!

[Kiki-frog]

smartowl for best answer!