The Papal Visit

[excelsior-1]

A convent was going to receive a visit by the Pope, so the mother superior wanted to get the place spruced up. She assigned two nuns to repaint the guest bedroom.

"Do a good job," she ordered, "and don't get any paint on your habits."

The nuns decided that the best way to not get paint on their clothes was to work in the nude. They had been painting for a couple of hours when there was a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" they asked.

"It's the blind man."

They figured that a blind man wouldn't be able to tell that they were naked, so they told him to come on in.

The door opened. "Hey, nice t**s! Where do you want these blinds?"

[Kiki-frog]

Naughty man, excel. You'll never get to heaven!

[chaptazbru]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[roger]

That belongs on the antiques road show

[DTCwordfan]

that's you excommunicated, excel, but not suspended.

[magicmick]

I delivered blinds for a couple of years never happened to me :( lol

[Baldric]

We're they Venetian?

[magicmick]

Roman:-)

[Baldric]

Catholic taste eh?

[Nibble]

Does having vertical blinds make you a splitter then, Baldric?

[Baldric]

Divided we fall!