New Bike

Jemisa | 23:21 Thu 09th May 2013 | Jokes

6 Answers

Afew days after Christmas a policeman on horseback is sitting at a traffic
light and next to him is a boy on his shiny new bike. The copper says to the
boy, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The boy replies, "Yes thats right."
The copper says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that
bike."
The copper then proceeds to issue the kid a £10.bicycle safety
violation ticket.
The boy takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way,
that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humouring the kid, the copper says, "Yes, he definately did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck
underneath the horse, instead of on top of it....."