Funny Joke

[karlhobart]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be? ;)

[jim360]

Nowadays she'd print him off.

[bhg481]

Takes a photo, develops & prints it then frames it bfore going out for the meal.

[Baldric]

Shoots...............with camera
Under water........develops film
and ...................Hangs picture

next !

[Flyhalf]

Shoots him with a camera, to start with?

[josaphine32]

She holds him under water for 5 mins while he is wearing a snorkle, then hangs him to dry o a coat hanger?

[karlhobart]

I'm impressed with you all answers. :D. All are bluffmasters :))))

[Svejk]

Make them harder,Karl. ;)

[karlhobart]

:o svejk

[McMouse]

Sorry to be negative but I don't get it.

[karlhobart]

its a joke mouse and you have to give t he funny reply with perfect answer :D

[nescio]

I suggest it is more of a riddle than a joke.
I am guessing English is not your native language, karlhobart ?

[karlhobart]

nescio wat do you mean?

[Baldric]

A joke is meant to be Funny