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There Was Once A Snail.....

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excelsior-1 | 14:38 Sat 25th May 2013 | Jokes
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..that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240Z, but he wants it repainted to read 240-S

The dealer asks, "Why?"

The snail replies, "S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
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The snail would, of course, be using Shell petrol!
Wouldn't he find that a little sluggish?
Whats the difference between a politician and a snail? One is slimy, a pest and leaves a trail everywhere, and the other is a snail.
A man opens his front door to get his morning paper, and there's a snail sitting on his front step.

He kicks the snail off and goes on with his day.

Five years later, there's a knock on his door.

It's the snail. The snail says, "What did you do that for?

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