Cosmetics

[Skreecheeboy]

Q: Do you know why women spend all their money on perfumes and cosmetics?
Punchline: Because they're ugly and they stink.

[Ice-Maiden]

Do you know why a lot of men spend all their time and money on cars? Because they're the ones who're dipsticks.

[Skreecheeboy]

It's good Ice-maiden but it's not a patch on mine!

[Skreecheeboy]

Woops! i just realised I was supposed to put this in jokes. I feel like a total numpty!

[william c]

No they buy lots of clothes and shoes too

[Ice-Maiden]

Lol - and you're right - yours was better!

[Ice-Maiden]

Well - would you like seeing us in jeans and wellies ALL the time?

[william c]

I have to confess to having that fantasy

[Ice-Maiden]

BH William - get down to the farm quickly!

[Skreecheeboy]

Jeans and wellies on women is totally underrated Ice-maiden!

[Ice-Maiden]

And to think I've been getting changed as soon as possible after a working day! I'm amazed!!!

[Postdog]

Put it in jokes!

What's the point?

[vehelpfulguy]

From the level of the "joke" I think Skreecheeboy is about 13 years old and thinks the height of humour is to shout out "willy" in the middle of Woolworths.

[danielfrank220]

No, this is not true fact... women spend lot of money in purchasing cosmetics in order to look pretty among other people.

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