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Drunk Push Up
A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer.
The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunk patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk he prove
he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and
sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying.
"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."
The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunk patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk he prove
he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and
sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying.
"Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."
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