Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

A new canoe, Daisy, excellent. just what I could do with, I'm often up sh!t creek without a paddle.

[nungate]

Go for it Sir Alec! You'll feel better! Give Tony's idea of a system restore a try, I've used that programme a few times when things go haywire with my laptop

(not that I would advocate violence you understand, just imagine doing it or go kick a cushion or something it's good to "work" out your frustrations on an inanimate object)

[DaisyNonna]

Nun, he already has a kayak (does that rhyme with hi-jack?)

[tonyav]

G'night all, thanks for a lovely evening as usual, nungate.
Lovely to see you tonight, Sir A, you should join us more often.

[DaisyNonna]

Goodnight Tony Won't mention you know what
Slaap lekker. Sad song on Mamya's thread?

[Sir Alec]

Thanks Tony. Sad fact that now Dad has gone, I have more time to be on here. It's nice to feel wanted!

[nungate]

Daisy, didn't you allow him to play with toy boats at bathtime? Might explain the need for little boats now! ;-) (I had a pink duck - still have it)

Good night Tony, sleep well.

Sir Alec don't be a stranger, we hope you will drop in again (you made an impression on Igor - you made him blush!)

[DaisyNonna]

Do let's be friends Sir Alec. Hope things get better for you. You have more restraint than I would have. Good luck. See you next week?
Nun, forgot to mention puppy has her own lifejacket (with handle).
Son was born in the driest part of S.A. Probably got his love of water from being bathed in the hand basin on the train from Orange Free State to Cape Town aged 6 weeks.

[Igor61]

Now Madame?

[nungate]

Very well Igor. I shall retire to my chambers you can find me there if you need me.

Good night

[Sir Alec]

Daisy, I've put a sad, but beautiful song on Mamya's thread for you. Why wouldn't we be friends? There are few people on this site I dislike and they know who they are. I'm not false!

[DaisyNonna]

OK Igor I'm going Blows a kiss
Night All. Slaap Lekker.
Faisez de beaux reves.

[nungate]

A dearth of water - that'll do it every time Daisy.

[Igor61]

Good night every one, I do hope you will join us again Sir Alec. Madame Daisy I am hoping Madame will be able to help me with my memoir soon.

[Sir Alec]

Night and sweet dreams, nungate!

[nungate]

'night Sir Alec ...... yawns laptop is now telling me it's after 2.00