More Puns

[maggiebee]

She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep. I knew I was destined for osteology. I could feel it in my bones.

[frugalfred]

Keep 'em coming, gal! LOL

[marval]

Good ones.

[tonyav]

LOL, great, maggie.