You'll know when she's flirting with you, shoota, a scottish lass always gives you a slap around the kisser with a damp haggis. well they do with me anyway.
I believe an iron is a device that produces heat and steam which is used to get creases out of clothes. But once you wear them the creases reappear. Seems pointless, to me.
Years ago (20+) I went off to work and left my iron plugged in. I lived in a very small flat with a very big dog. When I got home and saw that the iron was still balanced on the ironing board I realised how badly it could have turned out. I gave up ironing as a safety measure.
These days it is my straighteners that I am terrified of leaving plugged in - they can get pretty hot.
I am off to bed to read/surf and play on my Kindle. My master and my mistress have told me that I must go now. http://tinyurl.com/ot265n9
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