Doctor.

[cupid04]

A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up his backside. Upon examination, the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly inside his back passage. He pulls it out, then another...then pulls out a whole load of notes. 'How much money is there altogether?' the man asks.
'Let's see,' the doctor replies, counting up. 'There's £1,990 in all.' 'Ah well, that would explain it,' the man declares. 'I told you I wasn't feeling too grand!'

[maggiebee]

Groan.....

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

That's what I call dirty money!

[frugalfred]

I haven't laughed so much since Septimus Sawyer put a ferret under Lady Mary's crinoline!

[tonyav]

Less of the wise cracks, Psybbo ;-)

[pixie373]

:-)

[Psybbo]

Yes Tony, I'm cracking up cupid's wind-up?

[Psybbo]

Waves to Pixie :-)

[cupid04]

Oi leave my wind out of it!!

[tonyav]

Bit of a bummer though, not getting the full two grand.

[frugalfred]

His chances? Wrecked 'em!

[berniecuddles]

sounds like he had piles of money

[excelsior-1]

LOL - and best answer to bernie too

[DTCwordfan]

well, he made a real ass of himself

[askyourgran]

A tenner says he couldn't take any more.