I Need A Doctor

[marval]

A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office.

"Here", said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container.

"The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you in a few minutes.”

A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom with an empty container and a relieved look on her face.

"Thanks! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all!"


Brian, one of the world’s greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into his Doctor. one day at the supermarket.

"Doc!" Brian exclaimed, "I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head? I haven’t heard them in over a week!"

Wow! What wonderful news Brian! I’m so happy for you!" his doctor. exclaimed.

"Wonderful?" asked a dismal looking Brian.

"There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m afraid my hearing is starting to go now!"


A mother rang her surgery, "I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101."

The doctor says to his secretary,"Find out how she’s taking the temperature."

His secretary asks, "How are you taking it?"

The mother replies, "Oh, I’m holding up OK."

[cupid04]

lol!