I Invented

[marval]

I invented the upside down house.
It's now a top cellar.

The Sun headline: Air strike planned
Well I hope it doesn't last long, I can't hold my breath for more than 20 seconds.

My partner wanted handkies and socks for his birthday but I got him a chocolate egg and a toy instead.
He was kinder surprised.

Apparently most people lean slightly forward when they nod their head.
I must say I'm inclined to agree.

I saw a girl in the distance.
She had horizon me.

Need to build an ark to save two of every creature?
I Noah guy.

I work at the Royal Mint and, to be honest, I make a lot of money.

My five year old son was expelled from school for a race crime.
He used blu tac on his egg and spoon.

I bought a flea circus yesterday, but one of them won't go on the high wire.
It's a nervous tick.

I decided this morning to dress up as Gandalf for fancy dress party , but I can't help but think I left it a bit late to get the costume together.
You just can't get the staff these days.

I bought a cheap Jack-in-a-box and it failed miserably.
It doesn't surprise me.

A fisherman was trying to learn the alphabet.
He got lost at C.

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Love them Marval, have passed a few on.