I Was

[marval]

I was in the vegetable aisle at my local supermarket when the spring onions started breakdancing and doing hip hop.


The little rap scallions!

[Psybbo]

Don't be ra(di)sh Marval

[melv16]

That's shallot with the puns.

[Psybbo]

And then the lemon grassed on them all

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Lettuce stop all this now.

[marval]

Got to go, I need a leek.

[Psybbo]

I'd take a pinch of salt with that....................

[berniecuddles]

gawd after that joke marval your face should be as red as a beetroot

[excelsior-1]

some of these are just pure 24 carrot

[Tilly2]

Was it a Jasper Carrot joke?

[Tilly2]

Oi, Excel, gerroff. Mine's the carrot joke!

[excelsior-1]

when i'm on a roll, i just carrot help myself

[Tilly2]

I like cheese and onion rolls. Scrummy.

[Psybbo]

Oh a spring roll as an alternative

[Tilly2]

Or a rollmop but that's a bit fishy!

[DTCwordfan]

Nice to see plenty sprouting here.....

[maggiebee]

Purple type DTC?