How?

[marval]

A man is sitting by his car at the side of the road lookng unhappy.

A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is.

"I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man.

"That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look."

The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try.

So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door.

"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?"

"It's easy," replies the pedestrian, "I'm wearing khaki trousers."

[bookbinder]

I like the subtle ones, so I like that!

[cupid04]

Lol!

Not the ending I was expecting...Thought he was gonna say that's not my car...mines parked down the road!

[Chipchopper]

I must admit, it took a while for the penny to drop. good stuff!!

[maggiebee]

Penny hasn't dropped yet - but I'll give it time!

[SirOracle]

Maggie Car Key !!

[murraymints]

KAR KEYS

[DTCwordfan]

groan, that's as bad as mine.....

[carrot99]

oh that really tickled me

[maggiebee]

LOL, what a twit - thanks folks x

[Shaglene]

At first I was thinking along the lines of Cupids reply................

[arjay]

Excellent joke, marvel, I've passed it on to friends and family.

[tamborine]

I am gonna try that but without the car ;)