Phone rings. Hello, Fred Elliots' butchers, I say butchers. Neck end and rolled bone a speciality, I say speciality. How can I be of assistance, I say assistance? What are you doing with those...
Did anyone see The Observer on Sunday reporting on over 250 reported cases of abuse? It reminded me of a Channel 4 documentary a couple of years ago. It was showing young teenager players at the,...
Greetings Earthlings. I have just come. From the planet Viagra! My real name is Captain Stalker and I am standing to attention as I salute you. My journey was long and hard. It has made me very stiff....
I've had 2 phone calls this week from people trying to sell me crap I don't want. They do persist, but it seems to stop them in their tracks when I tell them I don't have any plastic. No storecards,...
I've just been for petrol at my local Tesco. I was the only one filling up. Only 2 cars came in whilst I was there. But whilst I was there the staff changed the price display and put it up...
Ok everyone. Ready! 'Land of hope and glory, mother of the free. How can can we extol thee, who are born of thee? Wider still and wider Shall thy bounds be set. God who made thee mighty Made thee...
Why is it possiblle to look through it, yet it's black? On a similar thing, water is clear, but you can only see through it for a certain distance. Is there any kind of link in this? Is...
There is room underneath my house to use it as a spare room but it gets water in. Not a lot, but enough to prevent any work. How can I stop the water from getting in? I really could make good use of...
Someone said in a reply that i can be abusive at times. That is totally untrue. I speak my mind but I have not abused anyone. Go back and check all my questions and replies. On the other hand, I have...
Does anyone remember an American comedy show from the early sixties called 'Just Denis'? It starred a blond haired kid playing Denis. What ever happened to him? Did he go on to be a big star or did he...