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Hopkirk
My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, how time flies. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I may have lunch in the park,...
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nailit
Ive got quiet an eclectic taste in music, depending upon the mood that I'm in.... Love some classical stuff to chill out to. Enjoy metal, punk, new wave and basically anything 80's (Teenage years...
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Chipchopper
The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom. It was so Con-Decending...
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vbasic77
Aristotle said there are Four Elements: Earth, Water, Wind and Fire. In reeality, did he discover the Four States of Matter? Solid=Earth, Liquid=Water, Wind=Air and Plasma=Fire. I research the...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are rolling by, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the calendar but...
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Chipchopper
At least, one plant has done well this year and is producing lots of babies, but what I don't understand is, how do the flowers manage to get pollinated before the male and female flowers have even...
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Hopkirk
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....
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Peter Pedant
Donald Trump's family confirmed that a house of the father's had been raided by FBI agents searching for retained White House papers. https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/08/08/us/trump-fbi-raid The law...
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Kerchak
So tomorrow I am going to attempt to get my first kiss ever with my girlfriend. I haven't kissed anyone and I am nervous to kiss her. We will be at a club with young people with special needs (like a...
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Hopkirk
I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves....
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1ozzy
..why this pooch is banned. Seems to be pretty cool to me. https://ibb.co/NLTyKhp...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a food shop being delivered 9-10,...
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abbeyleigh
I've emailed this a guy to ask when would I know if I am successful for a job I went for last Tuesday and I haven't heard from him when he said if I have any questions to message and I still haven't...
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vern1996
I moved to Auckland, New Zealand from England in April. It was a really last minute thing, I was head hunted for a job and offered it and moved out 2 weeks later. I'm initially only on a year's...
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Mike25
I was at a wedding last night, couldn't get a taxi so decided to walk. Half an hour into my walk I had to pee. No where open at 3am so turned up a entry into a dark carpark. Whilst relieving myself,...
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satprof
Sunday Express Alphapuzzle cryptic clue....
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Hopkirk
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me....
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douglas9401
'It's my right to have unprotected sex with anyone, anytime so don't judge me when I get some disease because it's all your fault' lisped a precious darling. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62425720...
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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Sadly I being plagued by mice...

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