Well I do need cheering up. Discovered I have a rat infestation yesterday. Managed to despatch 15 babies but ASBO and I cant find mummy rat(s). Rat man is going to charge £80. I've promised ASBO...
My wife left me cos I was obsessed with cricket!
She said it was over....It hit me for six!
My wife and daughter both left me cos of my obsession for horse racing!
And there off!!...
Just went to buy a bucket. It appears that even buying bucket comes with consequences when you are me. Anyway, picked up said bucket, saw massive spider in it. My kneejerk reaction was to scream and...
my friend died in hospital last week cos we couldn't remember his blood type..."be positive"...."be positive" he kept saying,but its hard without him...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4857064/Secondary-school-BANS-skirts-gender-neutral-uniform.html /// 'Another issue was that we have a small but increasing number of transgender students and...
1 Across - Whichever way you look at it, it adds up to the same thing (5,6) ?a?i? ??a?re 7 Down - Bird unpopular with sailors ? (11) ?i?h??????? 18 Across - They have no settle occupation (7) ??p?i??...