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Berniecuddles2

Job

I had a job at a pencil sharpening firm but left after a week . I just couldn't see the point

Patsy33

I Bought

I bought some Dorito swimming trunks today, I might go for a dip later....

Berniecuddles2

Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she's leaving me for another guy because I'm too obsessed with football. So I asked "on loan or transfer"?...

Khandro

Is An Erection In Space Possible?

I read; 'Low gravity means that blood doesn't flow throughout the body the same way as on Earth. It will be much more difficult (perhaps impossible) for a male to achieve an erection.' Could this...

TWR

Does Anyone Else Get This Dam Script Message

UK Answerbank, Long Running Script hat's this about & how to get rid. tia...

nailit

I'm Still In The But House

Just been moved to a different part of the hospital and can now pick up WiFi. Thanks to all who have supported me (have just read slows post below)

Berniecuddles2

Origami!

I'm gutted, the local Origami club has folded.

Berniecuddles2

Judge!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers....

dave50

Can A Man Be Just Friends With An Extremely Attractive Woman Or Vice Versa?

I think not, sex and lust will always come to the surface eventually, it's human nature. What do others think? Would you feel comfortable if your other half had a close friend of the opposite sex who...

ToraToraTora

I See The Notting Hill Crimathon Is In Full Swing...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4332911/notting-hill-carnival-remembers-grenfell-tower-victims-silence/ 33 arrests already, wonderful cultural event!...

UptheDerbyRams

To The Point

19d to the point

torikh

Can Someone Help Me Replace Was In My Writing

For many months I was so depressed I started to do some things I should have, I left god and told him that I was so angry he ruined my life and it was pointless that we even came after me because i...

Smowball

Am I The Only One Watching The Fight??

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Berniecuddles2

Orchestra

Listening to Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night.Half way through the concert the man playing the triangle disappeared

baitress60

Name The Character

who are the three people shown in the picture

stanbesida

Lawnmower Starts But Runs Slow

I have a petrol lawnmower with a Tecumseh carburretor, I cleaned the points and carburretor and the lawnmower starts every first or second pull but it runs at an idle speed instead of revving when the...