Donate SIGN UP

1ozzy

8681 to 8700 of 11618

First Previous 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 Next Last

Avatar Image
Patsy33

Not Funny.

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
22:32 Wed 25th May 20165 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:50 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
professorplum13

Viz 256

6a Endlessly hide shale-like nuggets of *** (5) ?C?E? 15d Tip of wiener splits a rack with a spurt, wildly having sex in the back of a Morris Minor, perhaps? (7,5) C?R?A?K / S?T??...
13:23 Wed 25th May 20169 answers, last by professorplum13 14:07 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
Bernie

Local

12d concubine of Ottoman harem (9) no letters 24 Haphazard (6-7) no letters 1a noun unites reports (3) just to get started. Thanks...
08:41 Wed 25th May 201617 answers, last by bibblebub 09:19 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
nicat

Dt 28123

20d frenchman is up bearing cherished weapon (7)
07:43 Wed 25th May 201613 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:54 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
08012006

Telegraph Cryptic 396

Can you please explain 15a = seafarer. "Type of salt put on food? Pinch of rock salt". Salt = seafarer; food = fare; what about sea....r...
07:27 Wed 25th May 20166 answers, last by 08012006 08:25 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. After two sunny days, albeit with a bite in the wind, it's overcast this morning. Summer din't last long, did it! tiggy was still rootling about in the garden a few minutes ago. No idea...
05:04 Wed 25th May 201677 answers, last by lady-janine 08:01 Wed 25th May 2016
Avatar Image
Baldric

What A Great Bunch Of People ...

... you all are. Was going to post earlier but didn't want to clash with Retro's Post. (Doc is doing the typing as I have one hand in plaster) What I want to do is say the MOST ENORMOUS 'THANK YOU' to...
12:33 Tue 24th May 2016118 answers, last by Psybbo 22:18 Fri 27th May 2016
Avatar Image
Jackdaw33

Today Is Empire Day.

Anyone remember that? We used to go to school with our little flags, sing patriotic songs then get the afternoon off. It died out in the late fifties.
12:16 Tue 24th May 20164 answers, last by SIRandyraven 21:17 Tue 24th May 2016
Avatar Image
tregaron

Pick Me Up

7.d. difficult poser (6, 7) _ N _ _ _ Y/_ T _ _ _ E _
06:24 Tue 24th May 201611 answers, last by mallyh 08:35 Tue 24th May 2016
Avatar Image
queenofmean

Can't Sleep

Just been rudely awaken by having a Panic Attack - first in 7 weeks. If you are still up come say hello...
02:13 Tue 24th May 201624 answers, last by queenofmean 10:27 Tue 24th May 2016
Avatar Image
Shaglene

Aussie Virgin.........

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she...
08:07 Mon 23rd May 201610 answers, last by Old_Geezer 00:38 Tue 24th May 2016
Avatar Image
Patsy33

A Big Job.

I manufactured clown shoes.... which was no small feat..
12:19 Mon 23rd May 20169 answers, last by frugalfred 18:23 Mon 23rd May 2016
Avatar Image
maggiebee

See Through

I've joined a band named Cellophane Mainly we do wrap...
18:08 Sat 21st May 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:38 Mon 23rd May 2016
Avatar Image
waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. On the canal at 9. Annual refresher on the boat. I need that like I need as bullet in the chest, but it has to be done. Whilst in the Visitor Centre yesterday, I heard on the short wave radio...
04:38 Sun 22nd May 201650 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:07 Sun 22nd May 2016
Avatar Image
chokkie

Sun Tel Cryptic 22 May 16

Just one left. One of the letters needed by tenant for rent (4) T?r? Many thanks, chox...
05:18 Sun 22nd May 20163 answers, last by chokkie 05:24 Sun 22nd May 2016
Avatar Image
doownelg

Rte 21

Stuck on s few 18a behold the next weapons of world war four 6,3,6 -t-c-s ---s-o-e- 14d although negative news undermines licence to cancel 5 a---- 29a sounds only proper for a formal procedure 4 r-t-...
01:17 Sat 21st May 201611 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:38 Sat 21st May 2016
Avatar Image
cameliaheartfelt

Fence Treatment

I am wanting our fence treating but not with a coloured paint. My husband doesn't want it painted as says once you start you have then got to keep on top of it. It looks so dried out and old. I can't...
13:02 Fri 20th May 201610 answers, last by cameliaheartfelt 23:19 Sun 22nd May 2016
Avatar Image
Baldric

We Have A Problem!

Mrs B. here, 2½ - 3 hrs ago Mr B. was adjusting the angle of an outside light on the pointy bit of the eaves, the ladder slipped and he landed badly in the drive. Blue Lighted into hospital with a...
22:21 Sun 15th May 2016250 answers, last by murraymints 11:09 Tue 24th May 2016
Avatar Image
anyeayup69

Record Crossword

50 across computerised 9 letters ?u?a?a?e?. Many thanks in advance
11:42 Sat 14th May 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 12:13 Sat 14th May 2016
Avatar Image
Berniecuddles2

Happy Birthday Albaqwerty

A very happy birthday to a lovely friend have a wonderful day xxx
06:24 Fri 13th May 201636 answers, last by slinky.kate 23:18 Fri 13th May 2016

8681 to 8700 of 11618

First Previous 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 Next Last