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marval

What Do I Do?

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he decides to call his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What...
16:17 Wed 14th May 20143 answers, last by 1ozzy 12:32 Fri 16th May 2014
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Purple_Popple

Why Do

Some people gesticulate? I've noticed older people do it more while taking but what purpose does it serve? Also if someone is having a heated discussion the gesticulation tends to be more wild lol.
06:54 Fri 16th May 201422 answers, last by royfromaus 13:44 Fri 16th May 2014
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cupid04

A Man's...

A man's admitted to hospital after suffering from premature ejaculation. The nurse said it was touch and go!...
00:17 Fri 16th May 201410 answers, last by retrocop 11:15 Fri 16th May 2014
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oneinam

Broken Tooth

Where is the best place to repair a chipped 33% front tooth?
04:46 Fri 16th May 201421 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:26 Sun 18th May 2014
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HansUrbancka

Reminds Me Of Someone.

Now where have I seen a similar photograph as an Avatar. :-) lol :- http://www.bing.com/?scope=web&mkt=en-GB Hans....
09:34 Fri 16th May 201413 answers, last by HansUrbancka 14:35 Fri 16th May 2014
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cupotee2

If You Had £10.000

Hypothetical question, if you had £10.000 to invest right now, what would you do with it. 1. ISA 2. Keep it under the mattress...
09:23 Fri 16th May 201421 answers, last by treetops68 00:14 Sat 17th May 2014
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Jomlett

Things You Hear In The Golf Club...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN:...
07:04 Fri 16th May 20145 answers, last by marval 11:03 Fri 16th May 2014
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Hopkirk

Wot? No Logo?

C'mon Ed
07:56 Thu 15th May 201454 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 06:17 Fri 16th May 2014
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joko

An Old Email Opens Every Time I Open My Yahoo Account...

every time i open my yahoo email account, an old email from months ago opens its the same one every single time any ideas why this email would be doing that? to my knowledge i havent 'saved' it or...
20:12 Thu 15th May 20142 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:28 Fri 16th May 2014
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sportsfannn2007

Image Upload

If someone uploads on a pornographic picture to imagebam.com, and gets the image(s) off a seprate website that says all girls are 18 or over, but the girl turns out to be under 18, can uploader to...
03:11 Fri 16th May 20143 answers, last by 1ozzy 03:40 Fri 16th May 2014
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marval

Maybe I Shouldn't

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I...
19:43 Thu 15th May 20143 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:54 Fri 16th May 2014
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sandyRoe

The Area In Front Of The House Is Tarmacked Over And Weeds Were Growing Along My Side Of A...

...low dividing wall. The next door neighbour was doing a bit of gardening and he's come round and grubbed up the weeds. Would it be too much to ask him to come to the back garden to trim the hedges...
09:43 Thu 15th May 201416 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 17:40 Fri 16th May 2014
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whiskeryron

Pc Colour Change

When I open Answerbank my PC is showing everything within a horrible green square, this change is spontaneous & as I have changed nothing on my desktop PC I am wondering what it is all about. I am...
09:13 Thu 15th May 20149 answers, last by jhonmichle 18:02 Thu 15th May 2014
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charity-baker47

North Star Quick And Cryptic

Morning everyone. I am stuck with one in quick clues and four in cryptic. Quick 23a rested (6) -e-g-d Cryptic 1a Back up the others who couldn't come cleaner (6) p-r-s- 5d Very hard worker is under...
09:10 Thu 15th May 201418 answers, last by Tilly2 09:44 Thu 15th May 2014
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AllTheLadiesLove

Do You Think They Was Just Being Nice Or They Might Be Attracted To Me?

I don't know her like that. but we see each other a lot. I found her to be staring at me twice; once where I was sitting down, and another where she had her face prompt up in her hand just staring at...
05:43 Thu 15th May 201417 answers, last by AllTheLadiesLove 08:40 Thu 15th May 2014
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maggiebee

Hangs Head In Shame

Decided to have a clear out of kitchen cupboards and guess what was lurking in the dark recesses? Packet of noodles - best by date 2006; baking powder - best by date 2010, macaroni - best by date 2011...
12:15 Wed 14th May 201422 answers, last by grasscarp 23:29 Wed 14th May 2014
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BuzzNitemare

Messy Rooms And Not Looking After Belongings

I know it's an oft asked question on here but my children's rooms are not just a bit of a mess they are ridiculous. There is barely an inch of floor, desk, bed and chair bed that is not covered with a...
11:46 Wed 14th May 201439 answers, last by lcg 10:34 Sat 17th May 2014
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AB Editor

Really Deep Lasagne Dish

Morning! I wondered if anyone had ever found a really deep lasagne dish? Anything up to a foot deep would not be considered excessive. I'd just like to make a really deep lasagne with different clever...
10:57 Wed 14th May 201465 answers, last by woofgang 00:36 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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ToraToraTora

Boko Haram....

it just occurred to me that I have not noticed any protestations from "moderate" Islam over the kidnapping of the school girls. Are the media omitting to report it or is there tacit support? It seems...
09:27 Wed 14th May 201463 answers, last by Gromit 23:49 Thu 15th May 2014
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Zacs-Master

Nice Biscuits

I always pronounce them Nice but mrs Z says Nice. Which way is right?
22:22 Tue 13th May 201457 answers, last by jim360 12:27 Wed 14th May 2014

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