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I'v just sat on the remote and now cant get rid of subtitles on the tv, what do I do?
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I have just had a call offering me the job!!!You can all uncross your fingers now!! xx
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before I have to bang your heads together!! What the hell is going on tonight with everyone arguing like 10 year olds!! I'm right, you're wrong, he said that, she said that. Aaaaaarrrrgh, can people...
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Is a smoothy maker just the same as a blender?
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Gay, no never!! Who ever would have thought it. Why is that news?
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Was just out in back garden and feeling really bloated after drinking coke all day and just let out an almighty f@rt lol. Then heard a cough from over fence, neighbour was out there having a fag ha ha...
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How far do you think a caterpillar can walk in 4 hours?
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About the only time I've laughed at Jedward, god how can they stand still and not dance
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Lazy sods just cant be bothered to work
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Why do they appear most on the one focal point? Why cant I have them on my thighs that never see the light of day?
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Were you any good at sports at school? I was rubbish didnt win a thing until my last race at school when I was determined and came first in some race all the cr@p kids got put in. My lil sis won most...
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How do you think you did today at interview?
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Finally saw it on The vault again Answer Y call 0905 232 9938 or txt VAULTY to 87070 xx...
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jb190281 needs a sexy strong person to lift her up, anyone about?
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my kitchen has slate coloured floor tiles and grey coloured grout. Where i cook and fat splashes out frying pan there are now grease marks in that area on the grout. Anyone know whats best to clean...
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Well I had a call today to say some man had seen my cv and had the perfect job for me, and he had said he didnt want to interview anyone else until he had seen me. Good money, job sounds really good...
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I've lost half stone now in past 2 weeks through healthy eating and walking. If you just went on diet and didnt exercise how does your body decide where the fat comes of from or is it just all over?
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If they have to identify people by their dental records as they dont know who the person is...... How do they know who the peoples dentists are?
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So he moans about Keeva in her see through shirt and then we have to go through the agonising pain and burning of eyes seeing him get spray tan whilst holding his bits. Gip.

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