Going off to Cardiff for the weekend. Staying very near Celtic Manor where the Ryder Cup is being played. If that Tiger Trollop comes anywhere near me with his fancy club and his divot, I shall tell...
... but it's never too early, or late, to think about Billy Bob Thornton. Bad Santa (film) - if you've never seen it, then you must. Not your average Santa film. Love it. If you want a good laugh this...
I had planned on an active week - Wii Fit every night, a long swim tomorrow and a gym session with my trainer on Friday. the last time I exercised heavily (aerobics) when I was coming down with a bad...
People. I had the fright of the year last week when titivating & moisturising my garden. There was I, merrily squirting away with the hosepipe, then I thought I'd fill up the water butt. I hadn't...
Yo dudes & dudettes. C'est moi reincarnated & arisen. I've had to be refigured or configured or something. I do like figures, especially when they're black ones in my bank account. Or my...
It may be some while before I can get on here again. I am impotent. Or is it omnipotent? Or just potent? Whatever - I am having great difficulties with my internet and cannot make my usual frequent...
Have narrowed (!) the choice down to: Blakeney House Holly Lodge, Thursford Byfords, Holt Lifeboat, Thornham Titchwell Manor Victoria, Bamburgh The George Gallivant, Rye Yew Tree Barn, Stockbridge...
I tried to access your vid over on SAB this morning - but all I could get was 'Farting in the Wild West'..... but I did have a laugh, so thanks x
Was it the famous singing Nobby one?...
What is the percentage of shoplifters caught in-store, or just outside the store having been observed thieving, and apprehended there & then - compared to those caught on cctv, tracked down via...
... deranged liver function tests and kidney function tests.
All in a 53 year old chap with a large middle who smokes and drinks and has a sedentary job.
Diagnoses could be....?...
This is for the men; how many of you pee sitting down? Say, first thing in a morning when you're still half asleep, or p1ssed as a fart & can't trust yourself to hit the pan? Just curious :-)...
My mate Tara-ra-bum-ti-eh's dad and 2 brothers are doing the Kilimanjaro Climb starting sunday 12th September for charity (epilepsy). What is fantastic about it, is that her dad is almost 70.... I...
I saw this pic and thought of you. I thought it might appeal - and henceforth, my avatar for today is in your honour. xx
(But one more quip about huge elephantine flaps......)...