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Watch it Tiger....Grrrr...

Going off to Cardiff for the weekend. Staying very near Celtic Manor where the Ryder Cup is being played. If that Tiger Trollop comes anywhere near me with his fancy club and his divot, I shall tell...
14:00 Thu 30th Sep 201015 answers, last by DEN53 14:32 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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It's far too early to think about Christmas....

... but it's never too early, or late, to think about Billy Bob Thornton. Bad Santa (film) - if you've never seen it, then you must. Not your average Santa film. Love it. If you want a good laugh this...
09:10 Thu 30th Sep 20106 answers, last by Jemisa 13:44 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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Flinstones on Google...

What's that all about then?
09:05 Thu 30th Sep 20106 answers, last by squarebear 10:09 Thu 30th Sep 2010
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This is England 1986

I'm surprised no-one has put on here just how tremendous a series this one has been. I bet it doesn't get a mention at any award ceremonies though?
14:00 Wed 29th Sep 201010 answers, last by pastafreak 10:10 Fri 01st Oct 2010
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Exercising whilst having a cold....

I had planned on an active week - Wii Fit every night, a long swim tomorrow and a gym session with my trainer on Friday. the last time I exercised heavily (aerobics) when I was coming down with a bad...
08:50 Wed 29th Sep 201016 answers, last by BOL10X 00:37 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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I can smell shoes....

Maybe I'm not so bunged up as I thought....? (I blame Brenda)...
09:22 Tue 28th Sep 20103 answers, last by brenda 12:09 Tue 28th Sep 2010
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There was a rat in my butt, what am I gonna do.

People. I had the fright of the year last week when titivating & moisturising my garden. There was I, merrily squirting away with the hosepipe, then I thought I'd fill up the water butt. I hadn't...
11:17 Mon 27th Sep 201017 answers, last by sallabananas 12:18 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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The Banana is Back.

Yo dudes & dudettes. C'est moi reincarnated & arisen. I've had to be refigured or configured or something. I do like figures, especially when they're black ones in my bank account. Or my...
08:08 Mon 27th Sep 201036 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:17 Mon 27th Sep 2010
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A flying visit while I can...

It may be some while before I can get on here again. I am impotent. Or is it omnipotent? Or just potent? Whatever - I am having great difficulties with my internet and cannot make my usual frequent...
11:18 Sun 26th Sep 20108 answers, last by mccfluffy 14:11 Sun 26th Sep 2010
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Birthday Nookie Hotel(s)....

Have narrowed (!) the choice down to: Blakeney House Holly Lodge, Thursford Byfords, Holt Lifeboat, Thornham Titchwell Manor Victoria, Bamburgh The George Gallivant, Rye Yew Tree Barn, Stockbridge...
09:50 Wed 15th Sep 201021 answers, last by jno 12:14 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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What's the new google thingy all about then?

Gissa Cluedo? I dunnit with Colonel Bustard in the broom cupboard at Burleigh House, with the screwdriver........
09:46 Wed 15th Sep 20105 answers, last by sallabananas 09:54 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Doc, my good man...

I tried to access your vid over on SAB this morning - but all I could get was 'Farting in the Wild West'..... but I did have a laugh, so thanks x Was it the famous singing Nobby one?...
07:34 Wed 15th Sep 2010
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Barmaid deseves a thread of her own....

Congratulations and Jubilations..... x (Are you MAD???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)...
07:33 Wed 15th Sep 201041 answers, last by mrs_overall 14:55 Thu 16th Sep 2010
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Is the Pope Catholic?

;-)
10:52 Tue 14th Sep 201016 answers, last by sandyRoe 12:06 Tue 14th Sep 2010
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Apprehension/Arrest of shoplifters.

What is the percentage of shoplifters caught in-store, or just outside the store having been observed thieving, and apprehended there & then - compared to those caught on cctv, tracked down via...
10:48 Tue 14th Sep 20107 answers, last by sallabananas 11:10 Tue 14th Sep 2010
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A combination of hypertension with...

... deranged liver function tests and kidney function tests. All in a 53 year old chap with a large middle who smokes and drinks and has a sedentary job. Diagnoses could be....?...
11:00 Fri 10th Sep 20109 answers, last by sallabananas 11:15 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Pee Diddy

This is for the men; how many of you pee sitting down? Say, first thing in a morning when you're still half asleep, or p1ssed as a fart & can't trust yourself to hit the pan? Just curious :-)...
08:45 Fri 10th Sep 201046 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 20:17 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Up the Manj...

My mate Tara-ra-bum-ti-eh's dad and 2 brothers are doing the Kilimanjaro Climb starting sunday 12th September for charity (epilepsy). What is fantastic about it, is that her dad is almost 70.... I...
08:17 Fri 10th Sep 20101 answer, last by sallabananas 10:29 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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In the honour of my mate Vibrasphere & his daughter.

I saw this pic and thought of you. I thought it might appeal - and henceforth, my avatar for today is in your honour. xx (But one more quip about huge elephantine flaps......)...
07:27 Fri 10th Sep 201027 answers, last by sallabananas 09:21 Fri 10th Sep 2010
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Have just seen my doctor with a painful knee.

He said: "you'll have to stop masturbating". "Why?" "So I can examine you"...
12:20 Thu 09th Sep 20108 answers, last by TTG 14:41 Thu 09th Sep 2010

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