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Poor Old Jim ..

An original especially for Jim .. Three mischievous old women were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man named Jim walked by. One of the old women yelled out saying, "We bet we can...
00:18 Sun 26th Apr 20205 answers, last by tonyav 00:30 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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The Two Irish Fisherman

Posts: 811 Mick and Paddy were fishing on the river Moy when Mick takes out a cigar, finding he had no matches, he asked Paddy for a light, Hold on a minute says Paddy and then reaching into his...
23:49 Sat 25th Apr 202014 answers, last by Tilly2 19:39 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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The Clever Irish

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, French Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a large telephone...
23:26 Sat 25th Apr 20209 answers, last by sanmac 23:42 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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Living The Dream

The Government are basically begging you to do the following ... 1 .. Sit in your garden in the sun 2 .. Drink Beer 3 .. Eat what you want 4 .. Sleep when you want ... and they will pay you to do it...
22:54 Sat 25th Apr 20201 answer, last by royfromaus 22:55 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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Her Majesty Is Addressing The Nation ..

Click on 'Not Now ' to view .. https://tinyurl.com/y7nckgon...
21:56 Fri 17th Apr 20204 answers, last by Patsy33 09:15 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Alex Salmond ..?

A Scotsman died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
22:07 Sat 04th Apr 20204 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:26 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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Keb Mo .. Live Blues .. Free

May not be every ones cup of tea .. blues and jazz .. but a little something for free being offered by many artists in troubled times. Been watching him for years, he is usually connected with .....
21:10 Sat 04th Apr 20209 answers, last by ubasses 19:23 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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Still Game ..

A farmer stopped by the local garage to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware...
19:42 Mon 09th Mar 20208 answers, last by marval 00:03 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Windows 10 Upgrade Problems.

Having hung onto the dreaded end of support, I thought I might just hop over to windows 10 at the last minute. The free upgrade is still available from tbe Microsoft website .. via a Media Creation...
16:21 Fri 17th Jan 20209 answers, last by alavahalf 20:04 Fri 17th Jan 2020
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E.n.t .. 9 Months For An Appointment ?

This is now way beyond a joke .. my wife knows that she has an ear infection. It is not the first time, it is quite a regular event. She has worn two hearing aids since childhood. The normal procedure...
13:54 Mon 25th Nov 201923 answers, last by jno 01:12 Tue 26th Nov 2019
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Windows 7 Support Warning !

This isn't so much a question .. just something you need to look at if you are running Windows 7 .. It's not only time to change your clocks .. it may soon be time to change your operating system....
08:05 Sun 27th Oct 20193 answers, last by Tuvok 08:21 Sun 27th Oct 2019
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Strange Request At Doctors Surgery..!

Just attended my GP's surgery to have a dressing changed. Here we are in the supposedly affluent South East, in a surgery with more than 20 GPs. The nurse advised me that I really need to return in 2...
17:13 Mon 10th Dec 201824 answers, last by naomi24 16:54 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Hmrc .. Scam Or Not ..?

Just received this text ... the only way I have ever received a tax rebate is through a refund in my wages. They want to know your credit card details to give you your taax return. Copying the link...
12:24 Fri 30th Mar 201828 answers, last by Jackdaw33 12:46 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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Why Do We Forget Things When We Get Old ?

Three mischievous old women were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man wandered by. One of the old women yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old...
21:18 Tue 27th Mar 20184 answers, last by zabado 09:25 Thu 29th Mar 2018
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Got A Bear On My Roof ..

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over...
20:20 Thu 22nd Mar 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:01 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Little Boy On The Bus ...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am...
19:59 Thu 22nd Mar 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:05 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Do You Forgive Your Enemies ?

Dear Lord, I Hope And Pray This Happens To Me Toward the end of Sunday Service, the Minister asked his Congregation," How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% of the Congregation held up their...
19:50 Wed 14th Feb 20181 answer, last by marval 21:52 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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Question Regarding Recent Surgery.

You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery. "But Doctor," she asked, "how long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again ?" The Surgeon seemed to...
19:16 Wed 14th Feb 20182 answers, last by Gizmonster 19:30 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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Anyone Had To Visit A Spanish Hospital ?

What a fiasco .. arrived in tenerife last thursday and immediately developed flu/cold. The following day I walked a very short distance to sit on the beach. I then heard and felt a pop in my ankle....
12:14 Mon 12th Feb 201822 answers, last by priyasengp45 10:10 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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What A Nice Day Today ...

Earlier today I took advantage of the nice weather and went to our local open air swimming pool. I only got spotted having a pee in the pool. The lifeguard shouted so loud I nearly fell in !...
20:12 Mon 28th Aug 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:08 Tue 29th Aug 2017

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