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bibblebub
makes me glad that I haven't yet come across people like this
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oldexpat
My girlfriend has started putting butter under her armpits as she seems to think that it is beneficial for longevity. I have tried googling it but cant for the life of me find anything about this. Is...
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BertiWooster
I watched an episode recently of the above - the one in which Del Boy and Rodney are left 100k each in Grandad's will . How did that story line fit in with them becoming millionaires , when the item (...
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sophie_1003
Just to share with everyone because he is such a cutie!
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Answerprancer
(Me: Zyweic/Weston's snakebite)
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scrummyyummy
I've been wanting to make my own chicken kievs as I don't like butter/marg or any of the dairy substitutes. What can I use to clump the garlic together if I can't use butter/marg? If I used oil, it...
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karenmac60
Apologies to any believers out there - but I just heard that my mother in law got reiki done on the cat! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard :D
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sherrardk
Until we leave for our holiday. We are taking a touring caravan (never done it before) to the South of France with our 5 kids (who are 10 and under). Just how awful is it going to be?
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jb190281
I don't! A local elderly woman, alcoholic at that, has just called me a "lazy fat cow" because I couldn't help her with her bags. In my defence, I had 3 of my own bags and a fluffin obvious...
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jb190281
he just did a bit of a dance, and I found myself thinking hes got quite a nice behind... Its such a shame I cant get drunk.....
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Answerprancer
I can't sign in and there is no explanation!!! ...bunch of useless (rhymes with something to stop ships from drifting off)....
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ummmm
First time you heard it? Years ago a mate of ours came banging on the door...let him in and he was raving, tape in his hand (tape..!!) saying we had to listen to this song......
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wyzard66
Our housing estate has a 'no cold calling zone' policy (compete with window stickers to say so) and yet the Jehovahs Witnneses still knock me up on a sunday morning to tell me that I need to be saved...
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Noth3
Pakistan as " a nation of exploding shopkeepers " quite funny I thought which is why I've remembered it probably. Not very clever though, having that remark on record is it?...
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zak21
2 Quiet hug, no longer cold (6) 5 Put the chap off (9) 14 Fake bear loses heat (7)...
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m2skova
m2n48 send his love and wants to know if you were serious about that little perverted jaunt to Brighton ducky, He's ever so sorry my dear, you'll have to excuse his little foibles, he does get quite...
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ayabrea38
I have ants running out of my kitchen door frame,so I put some powder in the hole-OMG did I feel bad when the poor little things started falling out.I know they are pests and can spread nasties,but...
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trt
live in the UK, but £4 million has been raised to help the flood victims, so I hope they will appreciate our kindness and stop slagging us British off and burning effigy's of Cameron?

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