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After a heavy night on the lash...

Is there any way to combat yourself stinking of stale booze the next morning?

employment law - unfair dismissal

i am off with long term illness since jan 2003 and awaitin an operation, NHS recourses are not good. my emoployesr now wish for me to have an independent medical assessment . I am 49 with have worked...

maureenb

Squirrels

Name given to the fur from a squirrels tail used for paintbrushes

Stevie

Snow Plough

How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to his work in the morning ??!!

watsol

monica

What is 'monica' slang for? As in 'can you put your monica on this'?

buttons

Favourite Wesbite

With the exception of The Answerbank, as i know we all love it, What is your favourite website and why? mine has got to be http//:www.iwantoneofthose.com as it has the daftest things possible for...

FunkyDora

impending sense of doom

I am generally one of life's happy people, but this morning i woke up with an impending sense of doom lurking about in the pit of my stomach. I know this sounds really daft but i genuinely cant shake...

Paul---G

Kids comments...

What is the funniest thing you have heard the worlds little people say? There was a little girl in my sons nursery who said 'my nanny has died'. I said 'thats really sad, I'm sorry to hear that'. She...

spiff

3 foodstuffs you could not go without

I don't mean in a nutritional manner. But which foods could you not imagine life being complete without? I choose....Cheese,potatoes and tomatoes.Right! your turn!

ApricotFan

Yukka is sick

My yukka recently got transplanted from Cumbria to Yorkshire and is pining (for the fjords probably). Should i tell it to 'buck up sonny' or do something about the homesickness?

airbolt

Worst Accent!

Who has the worst accent on film ? I saw this thread earlier and want to revive it ! To start the Ball rolling i nominate Don Cheadle as ' Basher Carr ' in Ocean's 11 - the least convincing Cockney...

flashpig

Criminal Records

If someone (possibly me) has a criminal record in another country, for a smallish offence, will it be passed on to their own country or can we all just forget about it as the whole matter has been...

molly

Summer holidays

Where are you all going on holiday this year?

brawburd

AB Log-In

Sometime ago I had concern cos when I was going to log-on the box was coming up with someone else's user name and the password blank (I think at the time it was the much missed Enstein). Reported it...

Tat

Room 101...

What would you put in?

crichlow64

magical change

Or am i the only one who can feel these things,sense the magic as it flows through the air.Am i the only one who on a calm summer day can feel the shift in worlds.sensing one moment the real world and...

crichlow64

magical change

As i say to so many people im not from here but i am, here and now ,Im from the furure i just came back to see how i became a legend,my question is am i alone.are there more of us out there,gaurdians...