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nailit

Dvd Green Screen

posted this yesterday http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1388456.html but seem to have been barking up the wrong tree. Have purchased a new flatscreen HD tv. Tv picture is great but...
17:30 Tue 23rd Dec 201413 answers, last by nailit 20:26 Thu 25th Dec 2014
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Dizmo

I'm Out

It's official, I'm out. I walked outside and got a lung full of smoke.... Nice... Well I've done nothing towards preparing for Christmas. Time to get home and get tidying up, while the pain meds are...
17:08 Tue 23rd Dec 201430 answers, last by ferlew 09:51 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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mrs_overall

Advance Notice - "the Village" Finale

The final installment of the Christmas blockbuster "Life in the Village" (also known as The Answerbank Radio Show, also known as the mad ramblings of an insane woman with an unhealthy interest in...
19:46 Tue 23rd Dec 201443 answers, last by shoota 00:25 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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askyourgran

Now The Madness Sets In

Here is Sandra, fanciable aint she - that is, to probably another orang utan. Would you ever have considered giving her basic human rights? No I wouldn't but because the poor old gal has been cooped...
20:39 Tue 23rd Dec 201422 answers, last by chaptazbru2 15:23 Wed 24th Dec 2014
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mikey4444

And Today's Prize P I L L O C K Award Goes To ::::

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30591166 What a twit ! If he ever gets his car back, I hope we can assume he won't park in a disable bay again....
19:01 Tue 23rd Dec 201444 answers, last by sir.prize 21:47 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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Caran

Multiple Agnes Alert.

Put this on media earlier, in case you missed it! BBC1 Tonight 10.35. Tuesday 10.35. Wednesday 10.55. Thursday 10.05. You have been warned! And New Year's Day 9.35....
22:08 Mon 22nd Dec 201414 answers, last by Slapshot 15:18 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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qcumba

A Great Aussie Story

An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and ............
10:16 Mon 22nd Dec 20143 answers, last by tonyav 21:25 Mon 22nd Dec 2014
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sp1814

This Week's Ukip Sacking

Does anyone know what UKIP Councillor Roxanne Duncan actually said? http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/dec/21/ukip-councillor-rozanne-duncan-expelled-kent-tv-interview It's been reported all...
10:13 Mon 22nd Dec 201448 answers, last by mikey4444 18:56 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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anotheoldgit

How Can This Possibly Be Described As Racist Or Even Discriminatory Behaviour?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11306673/International-rugby-star-blacks-up-for-Wilfried-Bony-costume.html...
08:55 Mon 22nd Dec 201431 answers, last by naomi24 09:13 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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sp1814

Merry Christmas

With ten days to go, and in the knowledge that many of us are yet to put our trees up, wrap gifts, sort out the lunch menu or decide which carrol service we are attending, may I take this opportunity...
16:13 Mon 15th Dec 201417 answers, last by jno 20:54 Mon 15th Dec 2014
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Stephen_G

Christmas Dilemma - Serious Answers Only

please. In the past 18 months or so I have lost both my Father (March 2013) and Mother (August 2014). I don't feel like celebrating the "Big day" (Although I don't want to blame what has happened - I...
15:47 Mon 15th Dec 201434 answers, last by Stephen_G 23:04 Mon 15th Dec 2014
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marval

I'd Like

The maitre d' of a fashionable restaurant looked up and saw three little girls standing in the waiting area. They were dressed in their mother's clothes, had on high-heeled shoes and were wearing lots...
22:49 Wed 10th Dec 20142 answers, last by tonyav 22:58 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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whiskeryron

The Office Christmas Party

Subject: Fwd: Christmas office party FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 6th 2014 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party...
14:24 Thu 11th Dec 20145 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:58 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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sunny-dave

It's Magic

A Manc and a Scouser go into a pie shop. The Manc whisks three pies into his pocket with lightning speed. The shopkeeper doesn't notice. The Manc says to the Scouser, "You see how clever we are? You...
22:18 Thu 11th Dec 20143 answers, last by askyourgran 22:44 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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Dizmo

Matron/mrs Trunchball Is On Tonight

Wish me luck :s...
21:19 Fri 12th Dec 201433 answers, last by Ann 00:11 Sat 13th Dec 2014
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ChillDoubt

80 Year Old Guilty Of Masterminding Acid Attack

..on his (then) teenage girlfriend. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-30448641 Kerrist, he's hardly Hugh Heffner! What was she thinking?...
16:57 Fri 12th Dec 201412 answers, last by ivor4781 19:35 Sat 13th Dec 2014
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nailit

Men And Ironing

Is ironing a woman thing? Dont mean that in any derogatory way. Its just that I cant iron to save my life. I'm a painter and decorator by trade and (without wanting to blow my own trumpet) no one can...
21:45 Thu 11th Dec 201451 answers, last by Slapshot 10:33 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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Sparky22

Good Night And Thank You Everyone

I've had a really bad year and was honestly contemplating on ending it. I had the booze and the pills ready but something told me to come on here and I'm glad I did as now I have a new found faith in...
23:25 Thu 11th Dec 201415 answers, last by Slapshot 09:11 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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Gavmacp

Lightbulb? Reflector/halogen

What is a reflector bulb is it the same as a halogen bulb?
20:28 Thu 11th Dec 20144 answers, last by fiesata 22:39 Thu 11th Dec 2014
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HongKongphooey

Cosmic Ordering

I made a cosmic order 18months ago and it hasn't happened. Can I complain to Noel Edmunds????
20:11 Thu 11th Dec 20145 answers, last by HongKongphooey 23:59 Sat 13th Dec 2014

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