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Riddle.....twenty Guesses

What make and model is my new car? Clues. Need room for Tilly in the boot. Getting it from Evans Halshaw. Currently have a Vauxhall Zafira. Need a more economical car. Am not a hairdresser. twenty...

237SJ

Sunday Roast

I`m just listening to the radio and the DJ asked "When was the last time that you had a Sunday roast?" I can`t remember the last time that I had one because I don`t fancy it during the summer. Now...

4getmenot

Gulp!

i get married in two weeks. any advice for my big day? and i dont want to hear 'dont do it' lol

2sp_

I have my late Dad's kilt and was thinking of re-upholstering a footstool he made for me years ago. Any tips on how to protect the cloth? Should I spray it with Scotch Guard? Any other advice about...

sunny-dave

Noise Pollution

Am I being unreasonable ... ? I've just mown my lawn - started at 9:15am which I think is OK for a Saturday - only an electric mower, not a petrol. Got quite a loud "tut" from a woman living (I think)...

Caran

Agnes Alert!

Mrs Browns Boys on tonight BBC1 at 9.40 for all Agnes addicts.

Caribeing

Laila Morse

I think we could put an extra O in her surname. on Pointless Celebrities today and she was dour not much of a personality Alexander had a hard time interviewing her wonder how she manages to get so...

janzman

I Hope He's Not Paying Them By The Hour...

...My new neighbour (adjoining house) is about to move in so the house is empty at the moment. He's having the whole house decorated so there's a team of four workmen on site. I really hope he's...

DTCwordfan

Latest Drawing

Here we are, the latest offering, a country pub to the south of Truro, on the 'Railway Ale' circuit down here. http://i58.tinypic.com/289x6hx.jpg...

kvalidir

Hello Kitty! Police Search Cliff Richards Home.

Police searching Cliff Richard's home- finally. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718...

Tilly2

Helpful Suggestions Please

We have had a sofa bed in one of our bedrooms for the last twenty years and last night, I decided we needed to get rid of it. It is not good enough for the charity shop, having been slept on by a...

Caribeing

News Alert

Police searching Sir Cliff Richards home have found a living doll!

Hopkirk

Pole Vaulter

I met a man carrying a long pole near the local athletics ground . I asked "Art you a pole vaulter?" He replied "No, I am German, and how do know my name?"...

LochNessMonster

Whilst On My Visit To Edinburgh

Took my friend to Edinburgh museum on Chamber Street yesterday and when walking past stuffed animals I turned to my little nephew and pointed to a bird on display and said do you know what that bird...

BlueToffee

Statins

My new GP thinks a cholesterol level of 5.1 is too high for a 70 year old male, so prescribed Statins for me. Well, I have diligently taken them now for three weeks and feel very lethargic, aching...

marval

A Little

Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought. "That's a little condescending"....

corylus

What Have You Achieved Today?

I rang the local joiners who have been hired to construct and replace a window, they've been more than tardy about this for months so I left a message on their voice mail telling them exactly what I...

ToraToraTora

Mikey Slacking!

Poll of polls has Labour only 2pts Clear.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27330849 Methinks more will be needed!...

factor-fiction

Breaking News

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718 Police search Cliff Richard's home Breaking news Police search Berkshire property belonging to Sir Cliff Richard in relation to alleged historical sex offence...