One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?'' The assistant says,...
do you log, on look at recent posts and think 'Why did I bother?' I can accept that there are certain times when, for one reason or another, there is little going on. But sometimes I am bewildered....
Last night went to this locking up of the tower of London ceremony. This is 700 years old tradition to which the public are invited. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys history of London. You can...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last month, and I wanted to talk with you about him before...
Could someone please tell me the cause of bruises on my arms. They just seem to appear on my inner arms over night and are quite large. Is this something I should be concerned about or is it just...
Hi everyone. If money and travel was not an issue, how, and where would you spend your day? For myself, I think that I would have breakfast withn my family on the Island of Santorini looking out onto...
A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi inLondon It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mum " said the boy, "what are all these women doing? " "They're...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon,...
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The Nerd went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, The Nurse says "Congratulations sir, Your wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys." The Nerd says, "I'm not surprised, I have a...
in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said"....
..... man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Boots store and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes to...
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life into 2013 – Remember: The difference between the Pope and your boss is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant...
One great thing about this frosty weather is the chance to looka t the stars. I know lots of Abers are night owls, so if you are still up after midnigth tonight then head outside and see one of the...
...for me. We were told we were to be delayed at Derby because of the floods so I went off in search of coffee and sandwiches. Just opened our sandwiches when the delayed train arrived on time. I wish...
Here's how to do it: http://tinyurl.com/cmsd8wq Taken from a transition website they forgot to close down when they realised it wasn't going to happen. Click to enlarge and read. Details of President...