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Bleedin' ladybirds invasion

Whats with the tons of wierd looking ladybirds I keep finding crawling round my kitchen?! Never known so many inside before, Im forever chucking 'em out the window.
17:15 Thu 10th Dec 20099 answers, last by suzie1 23:14 Fri 11th Dec 2009
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FAO "The Builder" - slow draining basin

Finally got round to "rodding" the water outlet pipe from the basin trap back into the wall. Lots more black gunk. Also poured a hot water/soda solution down and now the water drains a...
10:28 Mon 30th Nov 20091 answer, last by The Builder 22:28 Tue 08th Dec 2009
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Reheating chicken

Had a roast chicken on sunday, very nice. Got load left over though. Whats the best way to reheat it and have it with spuds, greens and gravy for another meal next day? Ta....
17:11 Tue 24th Nov 20098 answers, last by vibrasphere 10:33 Wed 25th Nov 2009
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Slow draining basin

Hi Have a hand basin in the bathroom. It is frustratingly slow to empty when the plug is pulled and in fact when running the hot tap waiting for hot water, it will back up as the water exits too...
11:33 Wed 11th Nov 20097 answers, last by Avatar 08:59 Thu 12th Nov 2009
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As requested by 'Another view'

Marval is close to tears at the police station. "Whats the matter sir?" enquires the constable on duty. Between sobs Marval explains, "Well, for the last year I've been travelling to...
16:28 Tue 06th Oct 20091 answer, last by marval 16:37 Tue 06th Oct 2009
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What a load of cr4p

You used to at least occasionally get a joke in here that wasn't a] invented in a primary school playground b] dreamt up by some 4rsehole trying to pun everything he thinks of c] yet another trotting...
09:59 Tue 06th Oct 20093 answers, last by TTG 11:40 Thu 08th Oct 2009
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Camcorder - Sale of goods etc

Hi, Bought a canon camcorder off amazon in September 08. It decided it wasnt going to power up off the mains unit anymore early May. Contacted Amazon, they said: "This has got absolutely nothing to do...
13:08 Mon 29th Jun 20095 answers, last by Gmcd01 08:51 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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Pictorial Place names

Ok, its a piccy quiz but I'll try and describe them. All the answers are British towns or cities. 1. A picture of a church type bell with a sign "nil by mouth" hung on it. (The bell may be ringng I...
14:31 Tue 23rd Jun 20092 answers, last by Tallulah! 16:17 Tue 23rd Jun 2009
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Sub Category

Can we have a subsection to Jokes called "Crap puns"? that would then give somewhere for chrisrob and McMouse to post their godawful rubbish and leave room for jokes that might be funny in the main...
16:51 Wed 08th Apr 20098 answers, last by no-knowledge 09:34 Thu 09th Apr 2009
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Fuel duty rise

Are the governemnt f***ing idiots for mindlessly continuing with their plan to slap 2p on a litre next month? Just what a beleaguered, recession spiralling economy needs isnt it. I dont think they...
12:09 Tue 24th Mar 20097 answers, last by Avatar 13:29 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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Clean Break

How do I calculate the odds of getting a clean break when I have to visit the lavatory?
15:14 Mon 01st Dec 200811 answers, last by wildwood 04:45 Wed 03rd Dec 2008
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Numpties using Loose intead of Lose

I picked up an actual printed book in Borders at the weekend and even that had the mis-spelling of lose as loose in it. I couldn't believe it. What is the world coming to? Thick w4nkers.
15:47 Wed 08th Oct 200826 answers, last by gelda 16:32 Thu 09th Oct 2008
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Bloody ****, send 'em all back!

http://dailymail.co.uk/soddingforeigners.co.uk Rip off Britain! Bloody cyclists! Political correctness gone mad! I'm not a racist but... Is this a fair summary of the posts in the NEWs section?
16:01 Tue 07th Oct 200819 answers, last by WhiteBear 20:28 Tue 07th Oct 2008
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Alphabetti Spaghetti

I opened a tin of this last night and it was all letter 'O's! What a rip-off!
12:12 Wed 10th Sep 20085 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 23:04 Thu 11th Sep 2008
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Sentient Washing machine

My washing machine has recently decided to start putting indelible browny-red blotches on some items of cltohes that then won't wash out. It only puts it on, say a pair of shreddies, and the other...
11:35 Wed 10th Sep 20088 answers, last by adamhornsby 13:06 Sat 13th Sep 2008
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Push the boat out

What are the origins of that phrase, meaning to spend out a bit on something or go a bit over the top?
13:33 Fri 09th May 20081 answer, last by valerieb1254 19:35 Fri 09th May 2008
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Fuel prices

I knew we were in for being fleeced big time as soon as the price of diesel went over the ?1. Sure enough within the space of, what, a month or so since then, Ive now seen it at 1.16 a litre. Evert...
10:09 Wed 02nd Apr 200830 answers, last by Avatar 10:28 Thu 03rd Apr 2008
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Bloody Yank Quiz thing

Why do we have to have this bloody yank multi choice quiz thing on the bottom left of the screen? Do I car about the price of fuel in dollars? No? Do I give a toss about some cr4p soap actresses Ive...
12:02 Wed 19th Mar 20086 answers, last by Avatar 09:30 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Cahs ISA's query

Cash ISA's So you are allowed ?3000 odd per tax year. (going up to ?3600 this year) Say in year 1 I save ?1000 year 2 another ?1000 year 3 another ?1000 presumably each ?1000 has to be in the ISA for...
11:44 Thu 06th Mar 20086 answers, last by hammersgirl 12:40 Fri 07th Mar 2008
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HiFi Speakers - Paint

Hi Ive got some 4 or 5 year old Mission Speakers in beech finish. They are good speakers and I use them as my front L&R for my 'home cinema' set up. Thing is, all my other speakers are black and my...
14:14 Thu 21st Feb 20085 answers, last by Vicodin66 21:50 Thu 21st Feb 2008

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