My wife and i started dieting 2 weeks ago and the other day she said we had done really well so she suggested that we should have a cheat day .... so yesterday she brought home 2 McDonalds double...
Going out with the wife tomorrow to the supermarket. We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison.
It'll be a joint decision.......
I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday. There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads...
I went for a job interview. One of the questions I was asked was "what is your motto?" "Whatever you do, never quit" I replied. Today I received a letter. "Dear Sir, unfortunately your application for...
I was in the pub celebrating winning £8 million quid on the lottery, then my ex-wife walked in and demanded half, i said, "Sure, it's the least i can do, she said what.! are you serious.! Oh thank...
During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that...
I walked up to a guy in the street, and asked, "Have you seen my puppy? She's been missing since yesterday," then showed him a photo. Confused, he said, "That's just a picture of an empty dog basket."...
