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mallyh

Feeling Sorry For Myself

I have a chest infection and a urinary infection look and feel like ugh(that's putting it politely)the only good thing is I'm hardly eating so my weight loss should be good this week .just hope the...
12:59 Thu 13th Dec 201827 answers, last by Sqad 21:27 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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ToraToraTora

Looks Like The P M Has It Nailed Already.

https://news.sky.com/story/mps-reveal-whether-they-support-or-oppose-pm-11578536 So the VONC is a complete waste of time....
13:34 Wed 12th Dec 2018157 answers, last by Kromovaracun 16:14 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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sunny-dave

What's On Your Fork Tonight ... ?

... if I was in Dunkeld I'd be seriously tempted ... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-46500570...
12:36 Thu 13th Dec 201838 answers, last by Mamyalynne 00:57 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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Lottiedog

Sorry To Be A Bore But Still Struggling With Eskimo Wear? 5 Letters.

The answer is or contains a seasonal word. Someone suggested Parka but how is that seasonal ? The question mark suggests a bit of a twist!!
12:18 Thu 13th Dec 201811 answers, last by Lottiedog 13:14 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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marval

Can I Have?

I went to a posh restaurant last night. The food was really good but there was some left over. I asked the waiter if I could have a doggy bag. He agreed and took everything away. A little while later...
22:44 Wed 12th Dec 20186 answers, last by jno 01:56 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

My Boss

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him....
19:12 Wed 12th Dec 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 22:45 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Eleena

Is Anyone Doing An Alternative To The Traditional Roast

.. on Christmas Day?
11:46 Wed 12th Dec 201874 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:34 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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Markthespark

Each Answer Is A Singer Or Group

Someone living in Wales or Ireland perhaps? (8) A dazzling actress who's lost her shine? Not really! (4,6) A soft edge to the sea (5,4) Many thanks...
16:53 Wed 12th Dec 20184 answers, last by JJ109 01:29 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Sued For Divorce

One of the main reasons I sued for divorce was because my wife always made really weak tea... I ended up having to get a restraining order!...
11:33 Wed 12th Dec 201810 answers, last by Patsy33 17:06 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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queenofmean

Sad News

Hi Everyone I’ve spoken to Tinks and she has asked if I could let you know. It is with a heavy heart that I need to let you know that Baby Tinks has sadly gained their Angel wings. We are all...
11:43 Wed 12th Dec 201880 answers, last by waterboatman 08:01 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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spathiphyllum

Current Situation

Tories had a vote on Theresa May in 2016... How dare they now ask for a second vote just because now they can see how poor everything has turned out and her promises were lies. She won. That's...
14:30 Wed 12th Dec 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 10:04 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Mcfluff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo Many happies Fluffy xx...
05:37 Wed 12th Dec 201821 answers, last by kvalidir 19:31 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

A Red Indian Chief....

A Red Indian Chief introduced me to his wife. "This is Four Horses" he said. I said 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, what does it mean? He said, ' Nag, nag, nag, nag!'...
10:35 Tue 11th Dec 201820 answers, last by marval 22:11 Tue 11th Dec 2018
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sp1814

Is ‘Die Hard’ A Christmas Film?

I features loads of Christmas imagery, but was originally released in the summer. Where do you stand?...
14:00 Tue 11th Dec 201841 answers, last by naomi24 17:26 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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1ozzy

What Phrases Could Be Used.....

... while motoring and also be used during sex? "See, I told you there was plenty of room, no need to panic" ....
04:40 Tue 11th Dec 201820 answers, last by zebo 12:32 Wed 12th Dec 2018
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maggiebee

Joke??

No, I don't watch soaps I have Answerbank There's a new episode every 5 minutes....
10:51 Tue 11th Dec 20182 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 11:01 Tue 11th Dec 2018
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237SJ

Bands You Always Wanted To See

I`ve seen just about everyone that I wanted to see but I have never seen these. Anyone else going to see them? https://hamptoncourtpalacefestival.com/artists/tearsforfears...
22:12 Thu 29th Nov 201848 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 21:17 Mon 10th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

If Anyone Is Interested...

I'm giving away a free gate. Honestly i am there's no catch!...
13:03 Mon 10th Dec 20189 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:21 Mon 10th Dec 2018
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marval

Every Time

Every time I use my phone my ear gets wet. I think it’s been tapped. I was meant to catch up with an old Kenyan friend today. But even at sixty, he was still too fast. I shouted abuse at some cows...
17:45 Mon 10th Dec 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 19:19 Mon 10th Dec 2018
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SparklyKid

Tea Tonight Will Be

sausage mash and baked beans. Up north we call it teatime, dinner is eaten midday....
16:59 Mon 10th Dec 201812 answers, last by alavahalf 17:37 Mon 10th Dec 2018

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