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Buenchico

I'm On A Drinking Tour . . .

. . . of German castles. Hic! Sorry! I'm Schlossed!...
18:42 Tue 20th Nov 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 12:34 Wed 21st Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Mallyh....

best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty in the afternoon ! you'll be ok mallyh xx soon be over...
11:34 Tue 20th Nov 20188 answers, last by marval 22:21 Tue 20th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Car Sticker......

I saw a car with a sticker saying, "I am a vet therefore I can drive like an animal". Suddenly I realised how many how many Gynaecologists there are on the road !...
19:49 Mon 19th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:41 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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nailit

Would You Buy Out Of Date Food

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/11p-buy-you-enough-food-2191535 despite the headlines it isn't all choclate and fizzy pop... But, would you buy out of date food, and why is this...
19:04 Mon 19th Nov 201854 answers, last by hereIam 14:49 Tue 20th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Rip....

The inventor of the snooze button has passed away... His funeral will take place tomorrow at 10:00am, 10:09am, 10:18am, 10:27am and 10:36am!...
13:00 Mon 19th Nov 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 16:53 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Phew I Need To Sit Down....

Just had a near miss accident on the motorway a lorry swerved in front of me it said gillette on the side of the lorry. Phew that was a close shave!...
15:20 Sun 18th Nov 20189 answers, last by Ken4155 09:03 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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Just-Jude

The Hate U Give

Has Theresa May now become the most duplicitous PM in British history, even surpassing Tony Blair?
17:18 Sun 18th Nov 201820 answers, last by Theland 22:18 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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emmie

Migrants Entering Uk

Is there no way to send them back where they landed initially https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-46253019...
13:59 Sun 18th Nov 2018180 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 20:00 Mon 19th Nov 2018
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ToraToraTora

Ireland V Nz

Spoiler Spoiler...
21:01 Sat 17th Nov 20187 answers, last by Spicerack 00:04 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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marval

Rip Richard Baker

Have just found out that the former news reader Richard Baker has died. I always thought he read the news very well. RIP Richard. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46246049...
14:43 Sat 17th Nov 201815 answers, last by david small 22:48 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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marval

My Friend And I

My friend and I had a heated argument with some random blokes about which console was the most entertaining. Wii won in the end. I have finally found out how to drive around corners. It has been a...
14:26 Sat 17th Nov 20188 answers, last by zebo 20:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Obsession. ....

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with the Beatles and she's gone to the Isle of Wight. Yeah, She's got a ticket to Ryde....
10:53 Sat 17th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 12:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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ToraToraTora

What Help Will A General Election Be?

In all this brexit shambles I regularly hear a call for a general election Surely that would simply un focus us from the immediate task. Brexit/remain is a cross party issue so surely a GE would...
09:43 Sat 17th Nov 201871 answers, last by Spicerack 17:13 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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DTCwordfan

Robin Reliant Drivers

As a senior citizen was driving his Reliant Regal down the M42 towards the NRC, his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Dennis, I just heard on the news that...
17:46 Fri 16th Nov 20187 answers, last by vulcan42 13:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Cricket Team...

I used to be the cricket captain for the "everest windows" cricket team. I was an opener!...
16:48 Fri 16th Nov 20186 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:50 Fri 16th Nov 2018
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retrocop

Kildaire Collision

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your...
16:17 Fri 16th Nov 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 16:36 Fri 16th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Theresa May!

Theresa may on the phone to ikea.."hello I need a new cabinet"...
20:57 Thu 15th Nov 201813 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:07 Fri 16th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Islands

In the Canary Island, there's no canaries. In the Vigin Isles, there's still no canaries.......
16:54 Thu 15th Nov 201842 answers, last by jno 23:11 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Worst Joke Ever.....!

Brexit!!!!
10:11 Thu 15th Nov 20185 answers, last by david small 19:00 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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sunny-dave

What's On Your Fork Tonight ...

... and in the accompanying glass? I knocked together an impromptu roast - half-leg of British lamb from Mr Aldi - just simply chucked in the air fryer at 160C for an hour - absolutely fantastic -...
18:47 Thu 15th Nov 201825 answers, last by retrocop 16:49 Fri 16th Nov 2018

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