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Groupie

There Is A Brilliant Tribute Act For The Band, Elbow

called "***" they are so good that I can't tell them apart...
16:51 Sun 04th Nov 20188 answers, last by Trevilino 20:25 Tue 06th Nov 2018
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AuntLydia

Blinking Foreigners!

I can’t wait for Brexit! Sadly nothing seems to be built in the UK anymore! The back of my new TV declares ‘Built in Antenna’ -a country I’ve never even heard of! Blinking Foreigners…....
11:48 Sun 04th Nov 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:20 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Daddy..?

A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!" Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!" Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...
19:07 Sat 03rd Nov 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 09:06 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My Family Are Worried.....

My family are worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. Its ok thought I know where to draw the line!...
19:51 Fri 02nd Nov 201815 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 18:26 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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mushroom25

Fired For Refusing Poppies?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-46078099 that's how the headline reads - but it's not how it was reported on TV last night, nor indeed is it said in the text of the article. The police...
11:46 Sat 03rd Nov 2018245 answers, last by naomi24 16:14 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Patsy33

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.
10:45 Sat 03rd Nov 20182 answers, last by tamborine 11:06 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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Ken4155

Another Half.....

Everton, Leicester, Spurs, Brentford, WBA, Barnsley, Portsmouth, Coventry, Blackpool, Northampton, Colchester, Cambridge and Lincoln. £5 @ 259/1 =£1,301 - which would come in handy in the run up to...
09:45 Sat 03rd Nov 20184 answers, last by Ken4155 13:57 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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spathiphyllum

Remember The Dog Who Bit A Mans Genitals?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910...
10:14 Fri 02nd Nov 201828 answers, last by retrocop 19:11 Fri 02nd Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Bruce Lee......

Last night i met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother? He’s called Broco Lee....
13:34 Fri 02nd Nov 20188 answers, last by Togo 20:56 Fri 02nd Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Just Saw...

Just saw two zombies on a date... and they say romance is dead!...
15:03 Fri 02nd Nov 20181 answer, last by BANANASPLITS 17:06 Fri 02nd Nov 2018
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wolf63

Ouch ... Very Ouch

I love dogs, big dogs especially and have been lucky enough to have lived with two great lads. But I am aware that, for many reasons, dogs attack and can inflict some serious damage or, sometimes,...
18:27 Wed 10th Oct 201881 answers, last by aelmpvw 13:44 Fri 02nd Nov 2018
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marval

I Dreamt

I dreamt I was being eaten by a cat last night. It must have been Freddy Cougar....
21:51 Thu 01st Nov 201814 answers, last by Zacs-Master 22:30 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Patsy33

I Was Watching

I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra, And half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.
19:33 Thu 01st Nov 201813 answers, last by marval 21:45 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Tilly2

A Confection From The 50's/60's.

When I was a child/teen, I used to buy a pack of darkish coloured toffee which was very chocolaty in taste and had a white stripe-like filling in the middle. It was a slab and had to be broken in...
18:18 Thu 01st Nov 201822 answers, last by Theland 23:08 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Out With The Family....

Going out for a meal later with the family there'll be a bunch of us!...
13:07 Thu 01st Nov 20186 answers, last by jno 15:39 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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sunny-dave

World Vegan Day

Post on my timeline from someone I don't know, who has paid Facebook to spam (tofu-spam?) my News Feed : "Did you know that today is World Vegan Day?" Me : "No, I didn't - but unsurprisingly you can't...
13:20 Thu 01st Nov 201813 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:11 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

My New Girlfriend....

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate then dumped me !...
11:03 Thu 01st Nov 20187 answers, last by retrocop 13:03 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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EdmundD

Halloween Thank You

To those nice kids who spattered my living room window with eggs at midnight. If you had bothered to ring the doorbell or knock I would have given you the sweets I had ready for you. Maybe next year?...
12:25 Thu 01st Nov 201817 answers, last by ummmm 13:16 Thu 01st Nov 2018
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Patsy33

Trick Or Treat

When Fido went to the door, there was a couple of teenage trick or treaters stood there. "Trick or Treat?" they shouted. Fido, being in a happy mood, thought he'd give them both. So for the trick, he...
17:40 Wed 31st Oct 20183 answers, last by tonyav 23:05 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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retrocop

Fancy A Bud Buddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDegW_xC3KM...
20:06 Wed 31st Oct 20186 answers, last by sanmac 20:38 Wed 31st Oct 2018

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