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anotheoldgit

Will The Fear Of Being Labelled Racist, Affect Tennis Umpire's Decisions In The Future?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6157703/Disturbed-tennis-umpires-consider-boycotting-Serena-Williams-matches.html...
10:10 Wed 12th Sep 201854 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:11 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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LadyCG

Why Did Volty Leave Us?

Did someone upset him? I'll miss his jokes....
19:28 Tue 11th Sep 2018103 answers, last by murraymints 07:36 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Published.....

After 5 years hard work I finally got my book on clocks completed and published! It's about time!....
19:03 Mon 10th Sep 201812 answers, last by mallyh 12:13 Tue 11th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

I Got Tasered. ..

I got tasered when I picked up my friend at the airport today. Apparently, security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!...
13:32 Mon 10th Sep 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 14:59 Wed 12th Sep 2018
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marval

Groan

A man was driving along a road, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The...
16:34 Sun 09th Sep 20184 answers, last by retrocop 22:35 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Dieting....!

My wife and i started dieting 2 weeks ago and the other day she said we had done really well so she suggested that we should have a cheat day .... so yesterday she brought home 2 McDonalds double...
10:54 Sun 09th Sep 20186 answers, last by marval 16:24 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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retrocop

Nun And Priest In The Qattara Depression

A nun and a priest were crossing the Qattara depression in the desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed...
18:46 Sat 08th Sep 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 22:50 Sat 08th Sep 2018
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pastafreak

Where's Rowan?

I've not seen her all this week.
22:12 Fri 07th Sep 201869 answers, last by LadyCG 07:41 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Shopping With The Wife...

Going out with the wife tomorrow to the supermarket. We'll be deciding whether to buy some beef, lamb, pork, or venison. It'll be a joint decision.......
15:41 Fri 07th Sep 201841 answers, last by Patsy33 14:15 Sat 08th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

I Went To See The "red Arrows"...

I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday. There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads...
06:59 Fri 07th Sep 20185 answers, last by Blubster 10:54 Fri 07th Sep 2018
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maggiebee

Oops

Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom." Husband: "Next time take the car silly." THUMP...
21:06 Thu 06th Sep 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 06:22 Fri 07th Sep 2018
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Rockrose

Rip

Burt Reynolds aged 82
19:02 Thu 06th Sep 201817 answers, last by Arksided 14:28 Fri 07th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Lottery Win..

I was in the pub celebrating winning £8 million quid on the lottery, then my ex-wife walked in and demanded half, i said, "Sure, it's the least i can do, she said what.! are you serious.! Oh thank...
09:08 Thu 06th Sep 20186 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 17:47 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Job Interview...

I went for a job interview. One of the questions I was asked was "what is your motto?" "Whatever you do, never quit" I replied. Today I received a letter. "Dear Sir, unfortunately your application for...
14:20 Thu 06th Sep 201812 answers, last by Toorak 21:52 Thu 06th Sep 2018
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AB Editor

The Editor Is Going Away For A Bit

Hi ABers, I'm posting to let you know that after tomorrow (Friday 7th), I am going to be away for a little while on sick leave. (I'm having two operations to get rid of two unrelated, early-stage...
10:01 Thu 06th Sep 201866 answers, last by murraymints 12:03 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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BANANASPLITS

At The Doctors For A Check Up...

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?" He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that...
13:00 Wed 05th Sep 20189 answers, last by vester11 19:58 Sat 15th Oct 2022

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