Hubby coming home from work early and taking me out for a drive. It will be the first time out apart from dr visit for a fortnight.
Can’t wait, now where to go first?...
As I was paying the cashier for my Christmas tree, he asked, "Are you going to put that up yourself?"
I said, "No, you sick pervert, I'm putting it up in the living room!!...
This should have probably been posted under 'News' but I haven't got a link yet as details of this shocking affair are still coming in.
Please feel free to contribute if you hear any more....
To All Employees From Management Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal...
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Ok says paddy "I'll make another appointment when your sober"!...
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