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dave50

Did Anyone Watch Sports Personality Of The Year?

I stopped watching it years ago when they started to include so called amusing set ups. involving some of the sports stars. These were never funny, just excruciatingly embarrassing. I just wondered if...
12:30 Mon 17th Dec 201819 answers, last by dave50 10:03 Fri 21st Dec 2018
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Tilly2

A Lovely Day

We have glorious winter sunshine in a beautiful blue sky. Our walk, this morning, was very pleasant. It makes you feel good to be alive. I hope you have sunshine too....
12:32 Mon 17th Dec 201814 answers, last by Tilly2 16:37 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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sandyRoe

I've Just Learnt That A Relative Is 'gay'.

I give my nieces a cheque and their partners a decent bottle of wine as Christmas presents. What for this new family member?
10:44 Mon 17th Dec 201868 answers, last by EDDIE51 11:53 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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tinkerbell23

Just An Update

For anyone who was thinking of me thank you very very much for the kind words & messages! After an 11hour labour Baby Tink was born at 13 weeks..... so tiny but perfectly formed! My own little...
22:49 Sun 16th Dec 201829 answers, last by Tilly2 08:46 Tue 18th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

A Redheads Temper....

How do you handle a redheads temper. Gingerly..!...
12:19 Sun 16th Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 00:40 Mon 17th Dec 2018
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Atheist

Has Kval Got Company?

I think her partner may have returned.
20:43 Sun 16th Dec 201828 answers, last by kvalidir 23:46 Sun 16th Dec 2018
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Atheist

Il Y A Des Francophones Ici?

Anyone speak French here?
19:33 Sun 16th Dec 201850 answers, last by 237SJ 20:43 Sun 16th Dec 2018
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mrsmaggot

U13S Football Team Fundraising Sports Quiz. C/d Feb .

Answers are Sports:- 6) snare crime, a bit of a mix up 10) Not the conventional way to slice an apple 23) They were seen grappling 28) The sentinel needs a bat to play it Thanks in advance . (Wondered...
15:17 Sun 16th Dec 20188 answers, last by mrsmaggot 09:27 Sun 23rd Dec 2018
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maggiebee

Lost Days

I've lost a few days! Lighted my Advent candle then came on here - big mistake. I'm now on the 20th - how time flies.
13:22 Sun 16th Dec 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 13:33 Sun 16th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Cash Machines....

I could make a million jokes about cash machines.. But i can't think of one atm !...
20:18 Sat 15th Dec 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 00:27 Sun 16th Dec 2018
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kvalidir

Ab Speed Dating

Just for a laugh folks- intended to be entirely light hearted, just a date nothing else. Which 5 ABer's would you go on a date with if you had to pick 5 and why? I'll go first:- Peter Pedant- because...
18:49 Sat 15th Dec 2018133 answers, last by Theland 05:57 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Canary42

Anyone For Veganuary ?

https://veganuary.com...
21:50 Fri 14th Dec 201833 answers, last by Canary42 22:38 Sat 19th Jan 2019
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Nelsonboy

‘Out Of Shape’ Stage (5) R????

‘Out of shape’ stage r????...
21:24 Fri 14th Dec 20183 answers, last by Toorak 21:28 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Polygamy....

Polygamy is having too many wives, but monogamy is having one wife too many....!
20:28 Fri 14th Dec 201811 answers, last by vulcan42 11:54 Sat 15th Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Women Police Officer..

My missus dressed up as a police woman earlier and giggled "you're being charged for being good in bed" But after 2 minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence .....
23:23 Thu 13th Dec 201810 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 19:19 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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malagabob

Women Surprise You.

My wife is full of surprises. A while ago she said let’s do a bit of role play. I said Oh I dunno. But then said OK nothing ventured nothing gained. She introduced me to this fella. I said who’s...
10:13 Fri 14th Dec 20183 answers, last by priyasharma1011 13:35 Sat 15th Dec 2018
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1ozzy

What Book Or Movie Title Would Best Describe...

... You last visit to the toilet? Fast and Furious...
00:14 Fri 14th Dec 201829 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:57 Fri 14th Dec 2018
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weecalf

Just An Expression

While we agree being drunk is not always funny and has its very serious side There are so many words for being inebriated .I would expect about one hundred . So to start. Blootered ,Steaming & Full...
19:49 Thu 13th Dec 201852 answers, last by Cloverjo 21:41 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Patsy33

A Man..

A man takes his fancy woman to a restaurant, leans over and whispers, "Tell me something that will send my heart rate racing" Woman says, "Your wife is sat behind us".......
17:53 Thu 13th Dec 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 18:39 Thu 13th Dec 2018
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Bazile

How Is Your Knowledge

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17:34 Thu 13th Dec 201815 answers, last by 1rovert 17:31 Fri 21st Dec 2018

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